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New Team Fortress 2 Medic Achievements Listed

By Alex Petraglia on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 8:00 PM EST  

As was reported back in March, Valve’s long-awaited major Team Fortress 2 update will be arriving sometime next week.

Thirty-six new cleverly-worded Medic achievements are part of that update; we’ve listed them below so you know what you’re getting yourself into a head of time. Be forewarned: they’re definitely not for the casual Team Fortress 2 player.

The Achievements themselves, in order, are as follows:

Autoclave: Assist in burning 8 enemies with a single Uber-Charge on a Pyro
Autopsy Report: Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll
Bedside Manner: Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own
Big Pharma: Assist a Heavy in killing 30 enemies, where neither of you die
Blast Assist: Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single Uber-Charge on a Soldier
Blunt Trauma: Assist in punching out 4 enemies with a single Uber-Charge on a Heavy
Chief Of Staff: Accumulate 10 million total heal points
Consultation: Assist a fellow Medic in killing 5 enemies in a single life
Doctor Assisted Homicide: Assist in killing 20 nemeses
Does It Hurt When I Do This?: Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun
Double Blind Trial: Deploy an Uber-Charge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his
Family Practice: Uber-charge ten of your Steam Community Friends
First Do No Harm: Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players
FYI I Am A Medic: Use your bonesaw to kill 5 enemy Spies who have been calling for “Medic!”
Grand Rounds: Heal 200 teammates after they’ve called for “Medic!”
Group Health: Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous Uber-Charges
House Call: Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an Uber-Charge on him
Hypocritical Oath: Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing
Infernal Medicine: Extinguish 100 burning teammates
Intern: Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life
Medical Breakthrough: Assist in destroying 8 enemy Engineer buildings with a single Uber-Charge on a Demoman
Medical Intervention: Save a falling teammate from dying on impact
Midwife Crisis: Heal an Engineer as he repairs his Sentrygun while it’s under enemy fire
Peer Review: Kill 50 Medics with your bone saw
Placebo Effect: Kill 5 enemies in a single life, while having your Uber-Charge ready, but undeployed
Play Doctor: In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for “Medic!”, and then heal 500 health
Preventive Medicine: Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an Uber-Charged teammate
Quadruple Bypass: Heal a teammate who’s taking fire from 4 enemies at once
Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bonesaw 10 times in a row without dying or missing
Second Opinion: Uber-Charge 2 teammates at once
Specialist: Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life
Surgical Prep: Have an Uber-Charge ready before the Setup phase ends
Trauma Queen: Deploy 3 Uber-Charges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time
Triage: Deploy an Uber-Charge on a teammate less than a second before they’re hit by a critical explosive
Ubi concordia, ibi victoria: Assist in killing 5 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life
You’ll Feel a Little Prick: Assist in killing 4 enemies with a single Uber-Charge on a Scout

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