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Valve Prescribes Plush Weighted Companion Cubes

By Alex Petraglia on Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 1:05 AM EST  

Plush Cube

Do you find yourself drawn lately to hexahedrons with pink hearts painted on their surfaces? Do these objects ever talk to you? Would you feel overcome with remorse if forced to destroy one?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, Valve has your solution! It’s the plush Weighted Companion Cube and it’s coming to the Valve store very soon!

Please Note: If the plush Weighted Companion Cube at any time threatens you, Valve will accept returns and issue a refund in the form of cake.

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One Response to “Valve Prescribes Plush Weighted Companion Cubes”

  1. Union on November 17th, 2007 3:03 am

    Curses Valve! Always thinking of worthless things that I feel compelled to spend money on!!

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